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Jesus is coming,
everyone look busy.
I Refuse To Have a
Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person such as yourself.
The Earth Is Full -
Go Home
Dogs think they’re
human, Cats know they’re gods.
Save the Dolphins,
What did the cows do wrong?
Your kid may be an
honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!.
I is a college
student.
I souports teh
publik edekasion.
If you think
education is expensive, Try ignorance.
Laugh alone & the
world thinks you’re insane.
You! Out of the Gene
Pool!
I was in the Gene
Pool, whilst you come from the shorts pool.
The gene pool could
use a little chlorine.
Atheism is a
non-profit organization.
I took an IQ test
& the results were negative.
Beer - Helping ugly
people have sex since 1769.
If everything seems
to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Never get into an
argument with the schizophrenic person & say, “Just who do you think you
are?”
When she told me I
was average, I figured she was just being mean.
STUPIDITY should be
Painful.
I could see the funny
side, If It Weren’t Happening To Me.
Cleverly Disguised As
a Responsible Adult
Lord save me from
your followers.
Jesus loves you, but
everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
The Face Is Familiar
But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name.
I Haven’t Lost My
Mind; It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
I said “no” to drugs,
but they just wouldn’t listen.
Kill ‘em
all. Let God sort it out.
Those who live by the
sword get shot by those who don’t.
Stop Lights Timed For
35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Forget the
Flag Burn a Politician.
I love my country,
it’s the government that I don't like.
Don’t be
stupid we have politicians for that.
Nothing political is
correct.
Why drink and drive,
when you can swim & drown.
Make it idiot proof
& someone will make a better idiot.
Nothing is foolproof
to the talented fool.
If at first you do
succeed, try to look like you are just warming up.
Never underestimate
the power of stupid people in large groups.
Do you trust a
government that doesn’t trust you with guns?
The road to hell is
paved with republicans.
Empty the prisons -
Make room for congress.
I.R.S.: We’ve got
what it takes to take what you’ve got.
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