U got Sex Appeal...U
got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face,
da Body....OOPS..I got wrong
number...SORRY
On the cell phone pad
of life, always keep one finger on
the disconnect key.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Justice: A decision in your favor.
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Do not disturb.
Already disturbed.
Love is a name, Sex
is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
Roses are red,
Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Today's subliminal message is . . .
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
Out of my mind. Back
in five minutes.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a
race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey,
your body is really kickin.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to
do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me,
then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we
met before?
That outfit would look great in a
crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be
illegal to look that good.
A hangover is the
wrath of grapes.
Everyone is entitled
to my opinion.
Inflexibility is the
hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
Q: Why did the blond
get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw
out all the bent ones.
Just because you're
smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
You may be recognized
soon. Hide.
If it ain't
chocolate, it ain't dessert.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
The best things in life aren't things.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Bad sex is better
then a good day in school.
Am I dead, Angel?
Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do
for a living?
I once had One2One
with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson,
sucked me til my face went
Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
Does killing time damage eternity?
How can there be self-help groups?
"Criminal Lawyer" is a
redundancy
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine
Body Investigators,
and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Why'd they call it
PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
I went to ur house
justnow - can't enter cos door says
*CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED*
pls take sign
down next time ok!
Your birth certificate
is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Always remember
you're unique - just like everyone else.
I heard you took an
IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
How many letters in
the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
