U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face,
da Body....OOPS..I got wrong number...SORRY
On the cell phone pad of life, always keep one finger on
the disconnect key.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Justice: A decision in your favor.
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Today's subliminal message is . . .
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
The best things in life aren't things.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
Does killing time damage eternity?
How can there be self-help groups?
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says
*CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* pls take sign down next time ok!
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
Whenever ur feel low, or down...always take the time to remember that u r the sperm that won the race against a millions of others sperm.
A girl sez 2 her boyfriend, one kiss & I''m yours 4eva. The guy says thanku 4 warning me.
The heart hides what you can't say but the eyes say what the heart is trying 2 hide, it would hurt less to hear the word bye, than hear a stay & see in your eyes, that it's just a lie.
Open with Love…If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I Love Disturbing you.
If "Good looks could kill," then, please, avoid lookin at me! Cause I don't want U 2 die.
I love 3 things! The sun, the Moon and U! The Sun for the Day, the Moon for the night, & U 4eva.
da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream in his heart.
Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart. for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top
I don’t have the measles, i am not confined to bed, aspirin wont help coz it aint my head, I don’t have back ache or the flu, its more serious...I am missin u!
If Smokers have smokey heart & Drinkers have an pickled heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u already have a Sweet Heart.
God made us body parts for a reason..Eyes: to see wif Hands: to pray wif A Mind to remember you A Heart: to miss me & Legs: to kick your butt wif if u ever forget bout me!
