Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
I Refuse To Have a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person such as yourself.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
Dogs think they’re human, Cats know they’re gods.
Save the Dolphins, What did the cows do wrong?
Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!.
I is a college student.
I souports teh publik edekasion.
If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance.
Laugh alone & the world thinks you’re insane.
You! Out of the Gene Pool!
I was in the Gene Pool, whilst you come from the shorts pool.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
I took an IQ test & the results were negative.
Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1769.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person & say, “Just who do you think you are?”
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
STUPIDITY should be Painful.
I could see the funny side, If It Weren’t Happening To Me.
Cleverly Disguised As a Responsible Adult
Lord save me from your followers.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name.
I Haven’t Lost My Mind; It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Kill ‘em all. Let God sort it out.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Forget the Flag Burn a Politician.
I love my country, it’s the government that I don't like.
Don’t be stupid we have politicians for that.
Nothing political is correct.
Why drink and drive, when you can swim & drown.
Make it idiot proof & someone will make a better idiot.
Nothing is foolproof to the talented fool.
If at first you do succeed, try to look like you are just warming up.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Do you trust a government that doesn’t trust you with guns?
The road to hell is paved with republicans.
Empty the prisons - Make room for congress.
I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
