You are not as bad as people say;
you are much, much worse.
Now we know why some animals eat
their own children.
Please, keep talking. I always
yawn when I am interested.
Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so
are you.
If we killed everybody who hates
you, it wouldn't be
murder it would be an apocalypse!
This is an excellent time for
you to become a missing person.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you
some other time?
When I look into your eyes, I
see straight through to
the back of your head.
A sharp tongue does not mean you
have a keen mind.
Anyone who told you to be
yourself couldn't have
given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or
are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as
you are, or do you
want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
Don't let your mind wander; it's
far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't thank me for insulting
you, it was a pleasure.
Don't you realize that there are
enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much
effort to give us another?
He always finds himself lost in
thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
I bet you get bullied a lot.
I can tell that you are lying,
your lips are moving.
I don't know what makes you so
dumb but it really works.
I don't mind you talking so
much, as long as you
don't mind me not listening.
I don't think you are a fool,
but what's my opinion
compared to that of thousands of others.
I don't want you to turn the
other cheek; it's just as ugly.
I don't know who you are, but
whatever you are,
I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
I don't know what makes you so
stupid, but it really works.
I could make a monkey out of
you, but why
should I take all the credit?
I can't seem to remember your
name, and please don't help me!
I don't even like the people
you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
I know you were born silly, but
why did you have a relapse?
I know you're a self-made man.
It's nice of you to take the blame!
I know you're not as stupid as
you look. Nobody could be!
I've seen people like you, but I
had to pay admission!
Why are you so stupid today?
Anyway,
I think that's very typical of you.
Do u practice being this ugly?
I know you are nobody's fool,
but maybe someone
will adopt you one day.
I like you. People say I've got
no taste, but I like you.
I used to think that you were a
colossal pain in the neck.
Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I will defend, to your death, my
right to my opinion.
I would have liked to insult
you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
I'd like to see things from your
point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
If you were twice as smart as
you are now, you'd
be absolutely stupid.
I'm glad to see you're not
letting your education
get in the way of your ignorance.
I'm impressed; I've never met
such a small mind
inside such a big head before.
I've come across rotting bodies
that are less offensive than you are.
