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I know I’m not perfect & I know I’m not beautiful. Deal with it, as I do everyday.
I tried 2 send you all my Love, but the Postman said it was just way too BIG!
The Grass May Look Greener on the other side of the fence. Sure it is, it's fake.
Once thought About Giving You the Key to My Heart. Since then I have changed the Lock.
Love is supposed to be a Two Way Street. But yours has a one way sign on it.
If Love don't Cost a thing, then why
do you cost me so much?
If all hands were made to hold, then are
yours stuck together?
Love is given, not spoken & a heart cannot
break when it's broken.
You speak all these words of Love to me.
You may as well, go tell the tree.
If you can't show so I can see.
Then I don't want this Love to be.
If love is a form of teamwork! Then who is On My Team?
You Speak of a Love so True. But the talk is all you do.
You look at me like the enemy. Maybe that's what we are.
If love is like being on cloud 9, then that is why there are no clouds in my sky.
If nothing is by accident. Do I have to create one?
Love is something that you can't take back for a Refund,
'Cause you decide you don't like it.
Love is not the Earth moving under your feet. That is an Earthquake.
If you are my destiny, then fate has dealt me a cruel blow.
If You Loved Me, Don't you think I might feel It?
Your love is like a flower, one that is picked and dying.
By the Miracle of Love, they mean it’s a miracle if you can ever find it.
You don't love me when I need you. You only love me when you do.
Love is All the Time. Not when you have to make the time.
You are the Highlight of my Life. You are almost as useful as the ones in my Hair.
You Can't Show Me The Love I Need, not because you can't, but because you choose not to.
Love is Like a Toilet Bowl,
The Water is the Love,
The Feeling is the Flush,
last but not least is the
little paper covered
secrets left in the bowl.
Love is Taking that dive, and then getting really comfortable & peeing in the Pool.
Our Love is like real live Porn, only minus all the stuff that makes Porn Cool.
Love is Freedom, if you can run away fast enough.
Love is Like a Rocky road Chocolate, tastes sweet & soft but comes out sometime later, all Bumpy & Nutty.
If True Love is All You need. Then where can I buy one.
If Love is Beautiful, Then I guess that’s why I'm looking past you.
If love, knocks you off your feet. I guess I can stop wondering why I always Get Hurt.
Don't want the love for yourself that that you can't give to another.
If Love is blind, then why is there Love At First Sight?
You took word Beat out of Heart & Hurt me with it.
Selfish people think that hugs cost money.
Love is like the stock market, unpredictable.
If
a guy says you're pretty then he thinks you are genuinely beautiful, if
a guy says you’re hot, then you’re wearing too much make up.
Don't stand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
Some girls happen to be pretty, some girls happen to be smart,
I just happen to be both!
If tears made you beautiful, I'd be GORGEOUS.
The longer you know a person, the more uglier or prettier they become.
The more makeup she cakes on, the more she has to cover her flaws.
Construction maintenance is always needed, to maintain perfection.
We impress with our looks, not our minds. Because we know that boys are stupid, not blind.
If the definition of BEAUTY gets any thinner, no one will fit.
Age is a question of mind over matter, it don't matter if I don't mind.
Breast enhancements are superficial, which in turn attract the superficial. Like, attracts like.
Perfect girls aren’t real just as real girls aren’t perfect.
Make up your mind, not your Face.
Why don't you smile more often, it suits you.
Fashion has a personality of ugliness, so intolerable that it has to alter itself every season, to fit in.
It's not my fault that when I was a baby, I was dropped into a box of glitter and I've been shining ever since.
You can look 100 times more beautiful. If you would, just smile.
Your love is doomed, if you are watching TV at your girlfriend's house, during a power failure.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Twelve years doesn't mean you're a happy couple. It just means that you're a long couple.
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
Lovers know what they want, not what they need.
If men married the women they deserved. They would all be very miserable.
It is impossible to love & to be rational at the same time.
If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her to the brim with love of herself all that runs over will be yours.
Love is an ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses.
I will always love the false image I had of you.
I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y'
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm teaching my bird to do tricks.
Love is said to be blind, it's marriage that’s the eye-opener.
Women, we cannot love them all. But we must try.
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
If Love hurts you, they are the enemy, not your Love.
If Love hurts you, they are your Enemy, not your Love.
If Love is the Air that I Breathe, then I should have suffocated by now.
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