"Sarcastic Quotes" and "Witty Sayings" P5
Careful now, don't let your
brains go to your head!
I like you. People say I've no
taste, but I like you.
Did your parents ever ask you to
run away from home?
If I had a face like yours. I'd
sue my parents!
Any similarity between you and a
human is purely coincidental!
Don't get insulted, but is your
job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Keep talking, someday you'll say
something intelligent!
Don't you love nature, despite
what it did to you?
Don't think, it may sprain your
brain!
Fellows like you don't grow from
trees; they swing from them.
He has a mechanical mind. Too
bad he forgot to
wind it up this morning.
He has a mind like a steel trap,
always closed!
You are a man of the world and
you know what sad
shape the world is in.
He is always lost in thought its
unfamiliar territory.
Are you always so stupid or is
today a special occasion?
He is known as a miracle comic. If
he's funny, it's a miracle!
He is listed in Who's Who as what’s
that?
He is living proof that man can
live without a brain!
He is so short; when it rains he
is always the last one to know.
He is the kind of a man that you
would
use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
How come you're here? I thought
the zoo is closed at night!
How did you get here? Did
someone leave your cage open?
How much refund do you expect on
your head now that it's empty?
How would you like to feel the
way you look?
Hi! I'm a human being! What are
you?
