When you cough and pee
your pants,
or spit when you talk.
When you’re movin like
a snail,
or fart when you walk.
It won't even matter,
if you forget my name.
I'll still Love you,
'cause, I'll be just
the same.
Makeup enhances your
beauty
that, there is no doubt.
My beauty comes from within
that’s where you are without.
I wish I was a glow
worm,
A glow worm's never glum
Cuz how could you be grumpy,
When the sun shines out your bum.
Ya know dat ya Love
me,
'cause I see inside.
All dat sweet Love,
YOU just can't hide.
You pretend ya don't care,
but i know dat ya do.
'Cause ya always there
when I needs YOU.
When I see you with your
friends
YOU act all kinda tuff.
Just so they will
think,
that you still all
that ruff.
I laugh to myself,
'cause if they could
see,
How kind, sweet and gentle,
YOU are, when you’re wif ME.
When all my hair falls
out,
And your butt hangs on the ground
When hair grows out
my nose
And our bellies are all round.
With whiskers on your
chin
And hair growin out
my ears.
YOU still will be the Only One,
In all my living
years.
When you’re old and wrinkly
and you both have lost your mind
that's when you truly
hope,
that love is really blind.
Each others sight is
failing,
or you really hope to
be.
Now you got to feel
your way.
and hope that you can't see.
You’re deaf as a post,
YOU fart when you pee.
YOU waddle when you walk,
And your eyes no longer see.
YOU snore when you sleep,
YOU have far too much to say.
But I wouldn’t change
a thing,
too be any other way.
When you yellin and screamin,
all your crazy stuff.
I just have to turn
away
'cause you just
make me laugh.
I don't mean 2 laugh
at you,
but you just look so
funny.
With all your ranting
and your raving
I still Love you Honey.
I've been waiting and waiting.
waiting just 2 see,
How long it will take
you
To notice me.
Finally, I have 2 ask
you,
how long should I
wait.
'cause I'm supposed 2
B
your Lover, not your Mate.
Yo you take longer to
get ready
I'm starting to worry.
Women you usually take the time
with men, always in a hurry.
YOU really take the cake
and the bathroom too.
Move over honey 'cause
I'm comin in with YOU.
If it doesn’t bother
you
then it don't bother
me.
With our bits out of
place
but we fit perfectly.
Your Love is like the
river
all murky and brown.
Your Love is like the ocean
with a rip, to pull me down.
Your Love is like an old tree
full of mold and rot.
But you are my only Love
your Love is all I GOT.
I may be a whole lot loud,
when you are a very
quiet.
YOU may like the day,
when I prefer the
night.
YOU may be a little chubby,
and I have lost my hair.
But you to me are
beautiful
As is, the Love we
share.
YOU think I cry all day
And I can't lie without you.
YOU thinks I have no life but I
I’m glad that we are
through.
I was glad when you
left cause
You’re bad tempered and
snappy.
I'm glad you have
gone
'cause now I can be happy.
