Nobody s with the
Jesus
- The Big Lebowski
Meet me in Montauk
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Did you have a brain
tumor for breakfast?
- Heathers
That’s just the way
it crumbles … cookie wise
- The Apartment
Winners go home and
f__k the prom queen
- The Rock
Why didn’t somebody
tell me my ass was so big?
- Spaceballs
I aim to misbehave
- Serenity
When you're slapped,
you'll take it and like it! slapping
- The Maltese Falcon
People are so stupid
I can’t bear to be around them anymore
- Imaginary Heroes
I mean, say what you
like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos
- The Big Lebowski
The swan ate my baby!
- Drop Dead Gorgeous
I’m gonna punch you
in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do
A straight shot, right to the babymaker
- Anchorman
My grammy never gave
gifts She was too busy
getting raped by Cossacks
- Annie Hall
The Hammer is my
penis
- Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along
Blog
The only true
currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re
uncool
- Almost Famous
Excuse me stewardess,
I speak jive
- Airplane
Inconceivable!
- The Princess Bride
I’ve been listening
to my gut since I was years old, and
frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains
- High Fidelity
My God I haven’t been
f____d like that since grade school
- Fight Club
You’re killin’ me
Smalls!
- THE SANDLOT KIDS
Well, here's another
nice mess you've gotten me into!
- Sons of the Desert
I was born a poor
black child
- The Jerk
Ray, next time someone
asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
- Ghostbusters
Hope is a good thing,
maybe the best of things,
and no good thing ever dies
- The Shawshank
Redemption
I know what you're
thinkin' 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in
all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself But being as this is a Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one
question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
- Dirty Harry
I want my two
dollars!
- Better Off Dead
Son, you got a panty
on your head
- Raising Arizona
That's why I'm
sitting here with you Because you remind me of you Your eyes, your throat, your
lips Everything about you reminds me of you Except you How do you account for
that? If she figures
that one out, she's good
- A Night at the
Opera
It ain’t white boy
day is it?
- True Romance
I never drink wi-i-ine.
- Dracula
It's alive! It's
alive!
- Frankenstein
I vant to be alone.
- Grand Hotel
I'm going to be a
lady if it kills me.
Dinner at Eight
Go, and never darken
my towels again!
- Duck Soup
It was Beauty killed
the Beast.
- King Kong
Either he's dead or
my watch has stopped!
- A Day at the Races
Magic Mirror on the
Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
