Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you
copy? Shell to DOS...
SHOT.GUN found...Programmer executed
Smash forehead on keyboard to
continue...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
Will the information superhighway have
any rest stops?
Multitasking - screwing up several
things at once.
Backups? We don' NEED no steenking
backups.
Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry,
(T)hrowup
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire
network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
If debugging is the process of removing
bugs, then
programming must be the process of putting them in.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB
without RETURN.
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal
capable
of conversing with inanimate objects.
Real programmers don't document. If it
was hard to write,
it should be hard to understand.
SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down
for use by children.
System error. Press F0 to continue.
Taco Bell Laboratories: where UNIX programmers eat out.
The attention span of a computer is as
long as its electrical cord.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old
bugs out, put new ones in.
The name is Baud... James Baud.
This is a message from God Gates Rebooting
the world.
Please log off.
This virus requires Microsoft Windows
3.11
This will end your Windows session.
Do
you want to play another game?
To shut down your system, type WIN.
To return to the Home screen, close your
eyes
and press escape three times.
Ultimate office automation: networked
coffee.
Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your
Mortgage is Past Due.
Why doesn't DOS ever say EXCELLENT
command or filename!
Why would somebody named Gates call his
product Windows?
Windows message: Error saving file!
Format drive now? (Y/Y)
Windows Virus Scan 1.0 - Windows found:
Remove it? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use
backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
Your web search has returned one VERY
LARGE spider.
Execute QUICK.RUN? (Y/N)
SCSI: System Can't See It
WWW: World Wide Wait
There are 10 types of people in the
world, those that
understand binary and those that don't.
