Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have
film.
No-one suspects the butterfly!
Nobody notices what i do, until i don’t do it.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Not all men are fools… Some are bachelors.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do
it.
Of course there’s no reason for it, it’s just our policy.
Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you’re a
cheese.
Old ideas got that way because they proved useful.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it
back in.
Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear
the same.
Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on
the same side.One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Only the
winners get to decide what, were war crimes.
Only users lose drugs.
Optimist: Someone without much experience.
People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause
people.
People will believe any lie, either because they want it to
be true or they are afraid it’s true.
Pretend to spank me – I’m a pseudo-masochist!
Programmers never die. They just become legacy.
— epsilona01
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Quando omni flunkus moritati – when all else fails, play
dead.
Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.
Sex on TV can’t hurt unless you fall off.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Rehab is for quitters.
Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive
without religion.
Resistance isn’t futile, it’s voltage divided by amperage.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are
belong to you.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter.
Send lawyers, guns and money!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the
answer.
Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm
push.
Spelling is a lossed art.
If you're not enraged, you're not paying attention.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
I smoked pot for a month one night.
Everybody repeat after me..."We are all
individuals."
Beware of geeks bearing disks.
