Sms-Messages P7
I'm not getting older...I'm getting
bitter.
When all else fails manipulate the data.
I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
No guts, no glory, no
brain, same story.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's
hand grenades I throw.
Whats the best thing
about babies? MAKING EM!.
I get enough exercise
just pushing my luck!.
In Ikea they have a
Shelf storage system called Nob -
So that's the only shop you can go into
and
ask the assistant to wheel your
Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
Crime doesn't
pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Jesus loves
you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
I'm not tense, just
terribly, terribly alert.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a
carrier
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