Assorted Quotes

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- Hello world here i am.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You're like a purse sitting in the window.....I MUST HAVE YOU!!!
- Player is just another word for a bad boyfriend!
- Laziness is often mistaken for patience
- Drink coffee do stupid things faster!
- I wrote your name on the bullet so everyone would know you were the last thing that went through my head.
- Making sense in my own mind. but confusing in others.
- Pain is everything! Love is the truest form of pain!
- I'm not single...I'm available
- Peer pressure..... It is what friends are for!
- That squirrel has a higher IQ point than my boyfriend
- It’s better to love a guy as your best friend then hate him as your ex boyfriend
- Roses are red, violets are blue... I though they taught us that violet was purple!*- (what the heck!!!)
- Why did he leave and not have the courage say goodbye???
- It’s so ridiculous, it's Ridonkulous.
- Love is like chocolate... It's sweet until it gives you a stomach ache.
- I am me, your approval isn't needed.
- Despised or idolized; either ways you’re recognized!
- GiRls are fLirtY + b0ys arE DirTy.
- Love is an accident waiting to happen
- EXPECT THE WORST ...HOPE FOR THE BEST........
- There is no past tense to love, either you do or you never did
- Why Wait for Mr. Right when there's Mr. Right Now and Mr. Right after Him waiting??
- Not all scars show, not all wounds heal, sometimes you just don't know, the pain someone feels!
- If it rains on your parade... break out the slip n slide!
- Don’t forget that people will judge you by your actions, not by your intentions.
- If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.
- I am so over all the depression in wanting a guy.. Its time for me to get on with my life, and let that "special" someone find me.
- Many fruits grew on your family tree
- I'll be there for the memories that will last forever, as the well as the ones that fade after one night...
- RISK...And...Trust your instinct
- WATCH OUT! THE CRAZY SQUIRRELS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! RAWR!!!!
- The air is so tense you could cut it with a Spork!
- A squirrel is just a rat with a much better outfit.
- It's important to do a good job in life, but what's more important is how you live your life outside of your job!

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