Sarcastic Quotes P6
All The Best and Most Popular Sarcastic Quotes and One liners
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- Sarcastic Quotes, One Liners
- Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
- Don’t let yesterday take up to much of today.
- I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- Does the noise in my head bother you?
- Don’t argue with a fool. The spectators can’t tell the difference.
- Don’t be humble, you’re not that great.
- Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
- The only certain thing in life is death.
- Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
- The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
- The only really decent thing to do behind a person’s back is pat it.
- The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
- Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
- Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- This is as bad as it can get, but don’t bet on it.
- All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
- We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
- Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
- I went to school to become a wit. Only got half way through.
- Don’t steal a police car unless you’re prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
- Drive defensively – buy a tank.
- Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
- Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
- Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.
- I used to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patients.
- Earth first! (We’ll strip-mine the other planets later).
- Earth is a great, big fun house without the fun.
- Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
- Elevators smell different to midgets.
- Quick! Call a witch doctor! My witch is sick.
- This is the first day to rescue your life.
- If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
- Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Everyone leaves the world a little better – some by leaving.
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