Funny Quotes And Sayings P3
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- You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
- Why be difficult - When you can be impossible.
- I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular
- God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
- When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That Bitch has Everything.
- Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chickens butt and wait!
- I Have The Body Of A God.. Buddha
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- When there’s a will, I want to be in it!
- Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
- It’s lonely at the top, who’s going to join me.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry and then things get worse.
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
- Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
- Procrastinators Unite!. Tomorrow.
- I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- I’m out of my mind I’ll back in five minutes.
- Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
- My reality check bounced.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
- I gave up drinking, smoking and sex .. Worst 15 minutes of my life.
- I just got lost in thought and couldn’t find my way out.
- If the music’s too loud you’re just getting too old.
- My karma ran over my dogma.
- If you’re rich, I’m single.
- I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
- Mad Cow disease it no laughing matter.
- According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
- I can count most things, but not on you.
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