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Funny Sayings Quotes
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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
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I Refuse To Have a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person such as yourself.
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The Earth Is Full – Go Home
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Dogs think they’re human, Cats know they’re gods.
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Save the Dolphins, What did the cows do wrong?
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Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!.
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I souports teh publik edekasion.
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Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.

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If you think education is expensive. Try ignorance.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re insane.
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Hey You! Out of the Gene Pool!
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Atheism is a non-profit organization.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Beer – Helping ugly people have sex since 1769.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, “Just who do you think you are?”
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When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
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Stupidity should be Painful.
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I could see the funny side, If It Weren’t Happening To Me.
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Cleverly Disguised As a Responsible Adult.
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Lord save me from your followers.
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
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The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name.
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I Haven’t Lost My Mind – It’s Backed up On Hardrive somewhere.
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I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
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Kill ‘em all. Let God sort it out.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
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Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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I love my country, it’s the government that I don’t like.
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Don’t be stupid we have politicians for that.
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Nothing political is correct.
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Why drink and drive, when you can swim and drown.
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Nothing is foolproof to the talented fool.
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If at first you do succeed, try to look like you are just warming up.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Do you trust a government that doesn’t trust you with guns?
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The road to hell is paved with republicans.
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Empty the prisons – Make room for congress.
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I.R.S. We’ve got what it takes, to take what you’ve got.
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