Funny Sayings Quotes

Funny Sayings Quotes

  •  Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

  • I Refuse To Have a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person such as yourself.

  • The Earth Is Full – Go Home

  • Dogs think they’re human, Cats know they’re gods.

  • Save the Dolphins, What did the cows do wrong?

  • Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!.

  • I souports teh publik edekasion.

  • Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.

Once you start to dislike someone Funny Sayings Quotes

  • If you think education is expensive. Try ignorance.

  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re insane.

  • Hey You! Out of the Gene Pool!

  • Atheism is a non-profit organization.

  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

  • Beer – Helping ugly people have sex since 1769.

  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  • Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, “Just who do you think you are?”

  • When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.

  • Stupidity should be Painful.

  • I could see the funny side, If It Weren’t Happening To Me.

  • Cleverly Disguised As a Responsible Adult.

  • Lord save me from your followers.

  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

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  • The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name.

  • I Haven’t Lost My Mind – It’s Backed up On Hardrive somewhere.

  • I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

  • Kill ‘em all. Let God sort it out.

  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

  • Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

  • I love my country, it’s the government that I don’t like.

  • Don’t be stupid we have politicians for that.

  • Nothing political is correct.

  • Why drink and drive, when you can swim and drown.

  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

  • Nothing is foolproof to the talented fool.

  • If at first you do succeed, try to look like you are just warming up.

  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  • Do you trust a government that doesn’t trust you with guns?

  • The road to hell is paved with republicans.

  • Empty the prisons – Make room for congress.

  • I.R.S. We’ve got what it takes, to take what you’ve got.

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