Funny Quotes And Sayings P4
4
- Save Your Breath. You’ll need it to blow up your date!
- I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
- WANTED Meaningful, overnight relationship.
- 500,000 battered women and I’m still eating mine plain.
- I can hold my own, but I’d rather hold yours.
- The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
- Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
- Will work for food .. Will beg for sex.
- Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Boldly Going Nowhere, finding out where somewhere is.
- Money Isn’t Everything, but It Sure Keeps the Kids in Touch.
- GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to put them down.
- All men are idiots….I married their king.
- The more you complain the longer God makes you live.
- Hard work has a future payoff, Laziness pays off now.
- If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat
- Unless you’re the lead dog, the view doesn’t change.
- Help wanted telepath .. you know where to apply.
- I still miss my wife, but my aim is improving.
- A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let him/her sleep.
- What if the whole world let off gas at the same time?
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- Fixing a broken heart is easy but keeping it together is what’s hard.
- Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots can chase them.
- What part of “No” don’t you understand
- Everyone has a photographic memory but some are missing the film.
- When all else fails manipulate it.
- Love thy neighbor, but hide it well.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
- Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children.
- I burnt a disk like you said, but it won’t play the music on it.
- If you were a dog, I would put you out of your misery.
- Women should never try to be equal to men, why would you want to stoop down to their level.
