Youth is a disease from which we all recover. – Dorothy Fulheim
Inside every old person, is a young person wondering what happened. - Terry Pratchett
The years teach much which the days never knew. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all! his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless and his hands are mutes. – Charles Dickens
The Hidden Power of the Heart. – Sara Paddison
Life is a long lesson in humility. – James M. Barrie.
The soul’s dark cottage, battered and decayed, Lets in new light through chinks that time hath made. – Edmund Waller
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. – C.S. Lewis
In my youth, I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery that liberty is a product of order. – Will Durant
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing
The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life’s tragedy. – Oscar Wilde
It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that I was no longer a boy. From that moment I began to grow old in my own esteem -and in my esteem age is not estimable. – Anatole France
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. – Jeanne Moreau
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. – Robert Browning
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect. – Anonymous
The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer. – Joan Collins
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. – Caryn Leschen - Funny Quotes
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – Tom Wilson
Those who love deeply never grow old .. they may die of old age, but they die young. – Dorothy Canfield
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. – H. L. Mencken
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. – Logan Pearsall Smith
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it. – Doris Day
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. – Oscar Wilde
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. – Anonymous - Funny Quotes
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left. – Voltaire
There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age – I missed it coming and going. – J.B. Priestly
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you. – Anonymous
I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. – T.S. Eliot
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. – Mark Twain
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. – Richard Needham
Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious near-by freedom of death. – Walt Whitman
It’s not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it’s the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses. – Virginia Woolf
Age–that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit. – Ambrose Bierce
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. – Anonymous - Funny Quotes
To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study and love. – Alan Bleasdale
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net. – Franklin Adams
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Anonymous
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. – Samuel Ullman
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. – Douglas MacArthur
Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. – Douglas MacArthur
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. – Ron Wild
All would live long; but none would be old. – Benjamin Franklin
Youth is an object of Hollywood dreams but Hollywood is an object that has aged. – Anonymous
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old. – William J. Clinton
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. – John Mortimer
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Don Marquis
Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. - Funny Quotes
Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. – John Wagner
Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned. – Gerald Brenan
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation… as you grow older, it will avoid you. – Winston Churchill
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - Funny Quotes
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. – Madeleine L’Engle
Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends. – Ogden Nash
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re abroad, there’s nothing you can do. – Golda Meir
Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts; Old age is slow in both. – Joseph Addison
Age is like love, it cannot be hid. – Thomas Dekker
It takes a long time to become young. – Pablo Picasso - Funny Quotes
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
We’ve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it. – Frank A. Clark
That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart. – Richard Steele
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. – Benjamin Franklin
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own. – Lenore Coffee
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals ?
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity. – Helen Rowland
Forty is the old age of youthfifty the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the past, we have arrived. – Knut Hamsun
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. – Jean Kerr - Funny Quotes
In a man’s middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. – E.B. White
If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. – James A. Garfield
Old age adds to the respect due to virtue, but it takes nothing from the contempt inspired by vice; it whitens only the hair. – Ira Gershwin
There is always some specific moment when we become aware that our youth is gone; but, years after, we know it was much later. – Mignon McLaughlin
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. – Martin Buxbaum
O, it is excellent Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. – Maggie Kuhn
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health and the children you have earned. – Fay Weldon
Many people think old age is a disease, something to be thwarted if possible. But someone has said that if any period is a disease, it is youth Age is recovering from it. – T. C. Myers
A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world. – Maurice Chevalier
Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. – Jim Fiebig
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. – Oscar Wilde
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don’t change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion. – Doris Lessing
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Asquith
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Billie Burke
Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise. – Mark Twain
Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born old, and some never grow so. – Tryon Edwards
I know a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty than they have ever been before, because a lot of their fear is gone. – Robert Bly
May be I’m too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight your on my mind, so you never know. – Jeff Buckley
