When I was in my younger days I weighed

For All The Girls
(Funny Age Related Poems)

When I was in my younger days
I weighed a few pounds less –
I needn’t hold my tummy in
To wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older
I’ve set my body free –
There’s comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven –
I have to wear a nine now
But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose
They’re sized by weight, you see –
So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knees?

I need to wear these glasses
As the prints were getting smaller –
And it wasn’t very long ago
I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to grey
And my skin no longer fits –
On the inside, I’m the same old me
Just the outside’s changed a bit.

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