The Happy Dog’s Bedtime Prayer
(Funny Poems – Pet Poems – Dog Poems)
Now I lay me down to sleep,
The queen-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove,
My human being can hardly move.
I’ve trapped her legs,
She’s tucked in tight,
And here is where
I pass the night.
No one disturbs me or dares intrude,
Til morning comes and I want food.
I sneak up slowly and it begins,
My nibbles on my human’s chin.
She wakes up slowly and smiles and shouts,
“You darling beast! Just cut it out!”
But morning’s here and its time to play,
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord, for giving me,
This human person that I see
The one who holds me tight
And shares her bed with me at night!