Short Love Poems P12

Funny Short Love Poems P12

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When you cough and pee your pants,
or spiting when you talk ..
When you’re moving like a snail
or farting when you walk.

It won’t even matter
if you forget my name ..
I’ll still Love you
’cause, I’ll be just the same.


I wish I was a glow worm,
A glow worm’s never glum ..
‘Cause how could you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum.


When all my hair falls out
And your butt hangs on the ground ..
When hair grows out my nose
And our bellies are all round.

With whiskers on your chin
And hair growing out my ears ..
YOU still will be the only one
In all my living years.


When you’re old and wrinkly
and you both have lost your mind ..
that’s when you truly hope
that love is really blind.

Each others sight is failing
or you really hope to be ..
Now you got to feel your way
and hope that you can’t see.


You’re deaf as a post
YOU fart when you pee ..
YOU waddle when you walk
And your eyes no longer see.

YOU snore when you sleep
YOU have far too much to say ..
But I wouldn’t change a thing
too be any other way.

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