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Quotes About Age

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  • People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. – George Burns
  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – Mark Twain
  • We don’t grow older, we grow riper. – Pablo Picasso
  • The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
  • You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. – Garrison Keillor
  • At my age “Getting lucky” Means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for.
  • Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. – Walt Disney
  • You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
  • We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
  • Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. – J.K. Rowling
  • I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
  • Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90… time is a concept that humans created. ~ Yoko Ono
  • A birthday comes but once a year and we don’t want you to shed a tear. Here’s to you on your special day, your a living legend we do say. Catherine Pulsifer
  • I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!
  • Youth is a disease from which we all recover. – Dorothy Fulheim
  • The years teach much which the days never knew. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Birthdays come but once a year so please my dear don’t fret and frown, thank God above for another year. – Catherine Pulsifer
  • Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all! his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes. – Charles Dickens
  • Sing a song of Birthdays full of fun and cheer and may you keep on having them for many a happy year.
  • Live your life and forget your age.
  • The Hidden Power of the Heart. – Sara Paddison
  • Life is a long lesson in humility. – James M. Barrie.
  • The soul’s dark cottage, battered and decayed, Lets in new light through chinks that time hath made. – Edmund Waller
  • May you live to be a hundred years with one extra year to repent.
  • Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. – C.S. Lewis
  • In my youth, I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery that liberty is a product of order. – Will Durant
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. – Sam Ewing
  • The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life’s tragedy. – Oscar Wilde
  • It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that I was no longer a boy. From that moment I began to grow old in my own esteem -and in my esteem age is not estimable. – Anatole France
  • As you celebrate your Birthday may you only have happiness and great surprises. We wish you all the great things in life.
  • Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. – Jeanne Moreau
  • Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. – Robert Browning
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
  • I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect. – Anonymous
  • The problem with beauty is that it’s like being born rich and getting poorer. – Joan Collins
  • Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. – Caryn Leschen
  • Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey
  • Let your age go old, But not your heart.
  • Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – Tom Wilson
  • Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. – Dorothy Canfield
  • Count your years with smiles, not tears. Count your blessings, not your troubles. Count your age by friends, not years.
  • The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. – H. L. Mencken
  • There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. – Logan Pearsall Smith
  • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright
  • The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it. – Doris Day
  • Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. – Oscar Wilde
  • The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. – Anonymous
  • I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left. – Voltaire
  • There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age – I missed it coming and going. – J.B. Priestly
  • There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you. – Anonymous
  • I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. – T.S. Eliot
  • The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. – Mark Twain
  • For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. – Richard Needham
  • Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. – John Lennon
  • Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious near-by freedom of death. – Walt Whitman
  • It’s not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it’s the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses. – Virginia Woolf
  • Age–that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit. – Ambrose Bierce
  • Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. – Anonymous
  • To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. – Alan Bleasdale
  • Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net. – Franklin Adams
  • Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Anonymous
  • Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. – Samuel Ullman
  • You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. – Douglas MacArthur
  • Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. – Douglas MacArthur
  • Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. – Ron Wild
  • All would live long; but none would be old. – Benjamin Franklin
  • Youth is an object of Hollywood dreams but Hollywood is an object that has aged. – Anonymous
  • Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
  • Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.
  • “It takes a long time to become young” – Pablo Picasso
  • Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
  • Only the young die good. – Cynic’s Calendar
  • Age swallows our childhood. – Jareb Teague
  • I grow more intense as I age. – Anonymous
  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard
  • When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old. – William J. Clinton
  • There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. – John Mortimer
  • Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. – Don Marquis
  • Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.
  • Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. – John Wagner
  • Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned. – Gerald Brenan
  • Don’t worry about avoiding temptation… as you grow older, it will avoid you. – Winston Churchill
  • At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.
  • The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. – Madeleine L’Engle
  • Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends. – Ogden Nash
  • Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re abroad, there’s nothing you can do. – Golda Meir
  • Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts; Old age is slow in both. – Joseph Addison
  • Age is like love, it cannot be hid. – Thomas Dekker
  • It takes a long time to become young. – Pablo Picasso
  • Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  • We’ve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it. – Frank A. Clark
  • That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart. – Richard Steele
  • To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
  • Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. – Benjamin Franklin
  • When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own. – Lenore Coffee
  • An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
  • With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals ?
  • The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity. – Helen Rowland
  • Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. – Victor Hugo
  • In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the past, we have arrived. – Knut Hamsun
  • The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. – Jean Kerr
  • To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.
  • In a man’s middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. – E.B. White
  • If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. – James A. Garfield
  • Old age adds to the respect due to virtue, but it takes nothing from the contempt inspired by vice; it whitens only the hair. – Ira Gershwin
  • There is always some specific moment when we become aware that our youth is gone; but, years after, we know it was much later. – Mignon McLaughlin
  • Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. – Martin Buxbaum
  • O, it is excellent Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. – Maggie Kuhn
  • You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. – Fay Weldon
  • Many people think old age is a disease, something to be thwarted if possible. But someone has said that if any period is a disease, it is youth Age is recovering from it. – T. C. Myers
  • A comfortable old age is the reward of a well-spent youth. Instead of its bringing sad and melancholy prospects of decay, it would give us hopes of eternal youth in a better world. – Maurice Chevalier
  • Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
  • Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. – Jim Fiebig
  • No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. – Oscar Wilde
  • The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don’t change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion. – Doris Lessing
  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Asquith
  • Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson
  • Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Billie Burke
  • Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise. – Mark Twain
  • Age does not depend upon years, but upon temperament and health. Some men are born old, and some never grow so. – Tryon Edwards
  • I know a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty than they have ever been before, because a lot of their fear is gone. – Robert Bly
  • May be I’m too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight your on my mind, so you never know. – Jeff Buckley
  • Youth has no age. – Pablo Picasso
  • Age is only a number. – Lexi Starling
  • Never too old to learn. – Latin Proverb
  • Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
  • Find an aim in life before you run out of ammunition. – Arnold Glasow
  • No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. – Oscar Wilde
  • The person of wisdom is the person of years. – Edward
  • The time to begin most things is ten years ago. – Mignon McLaughlin
  • Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed. – Edward Young
  • None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. – Henry David Thoreau
  • Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it. – Chinese Proverb
  • I was wrong to grow older. Pity. I was so happy as a child. – Antoine
  • Midde age is when your age starts to show around your middle. – Bob Hope
  • When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. – Marty Bucella
  • Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man. – Leon Trotsky
  • Whatever poet, orator, or sage may say of it, old age is still old age. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
  • Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form. – Andre Maurois
  • The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. – Judith Regan
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
  • Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. – Caryn Leschen
  • The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
  • To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. – Bernard Baruch
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. – Chili Davis
  • To me, fair friend, you never can be old, for as you were when first your eye I eye’d, such seems your beauty still. William Shakespeare
  • Does age poison us, or do we poison age? – Astrid Alauda
  • There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
  • Age … is a matter of feeling, not of years. – George William Curtis
  • We get too soon old and too late smart. – Pennsylvania Dutch
  • The years teach much which the days never knew. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. – Jean Rostand
  • How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were? – Satchel Paige
  • We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw
  • Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain
  • We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
  • No man is ever old enough to know better. – Holbrook Jackson
  • In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long. – Nikita Ivanovich Panin
  • Old age comes at a bad time. – San Banducci
  • Everyone is the age of their heart. – Guatemalan Proverb
  • It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – Brigitte Bardot
  • Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. – George Bernard Shaw
  • To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
  • The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother. – G. Norman Collie
  • Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey
  • Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. – Albert Einstein
  • To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. – Henri Amiel
  • Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. – Benjamin Franklin
  • Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
  • Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang .. Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
  • Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
  • Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
  • Inside every older person is a younger person .. wondering what the hell happened? – Cora Harvey Armstrong
  • The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob, also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright
  • Let us respect gray hair, especially our own. – J. P. Sears
  • Few women admit their age .. Few men act theirs.
  • I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – Phyllis Diller
  • Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – Kitty Collins
  • My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear. – Thomas Moore
  • Age is not how old you are, but how many years of fun you’ve had. Matt Maldre.
  • After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. – Bette Midler
  • Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. – C.S. Lewis
  • We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
  • Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – Golda Meir
  • I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. – Eva Gabor
  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier
  • Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey
  • Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. – Joan Rivers
  • When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. – Steven Wright
  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – Arthur Schopenhauer
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death. Particularly today. Happy Birthday!
  • If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. – George Burns
  • Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
  • Often it is fatal to live too long. – Jean Baptiste Racine
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! Larry Lorenzoni
  • A birthday is the time of year that many people do fear, but think of your birthday as a time to say, Thank God that I have this day. – Catherine Pulsifer
  • You are not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.
  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
  • Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Billie Burke
  • Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. – Mary Schmich
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
  • To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. – Bernard M. Baruch
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – Robert Frost
  • A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier
  • Old age is not for sissies. – Bette Davis
  • There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
  • Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
  • Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.
  • Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. – Victor Hugo
  • Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. – Chili Davis
  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Asquith
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. – Jennifer Yane
  • Happiness may come from some achievement, whether big or small, a sense of self-empowerment at work or in a social setting or a pleasant gesture like a birthday surprise from family and friends. – Amit Ahlawat,
  • I love to celebrate my children’s birthdays, but I don’t really like planning birthday parties. – Sarah Williams
  • Don’t wait for birthdays or holidays. Sometimes the most wonderful gifts are the unexpected ones. – Candy Paull
  • A birthday is a day to celebrate your achievements and look forward to your future goals. – Catherine Pulsifer
  • May you have miles of smiles in the coming year. We wish only the best for you today and throughout the coming year.
  • Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.” M. Rivers
  • Today is your birthday and we all say: May your hopes and dreams be be realized and strengthened this day. – Catherine Pulsifer
  • May your years be counted not by your age but by how you spend your days.
  • What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Today is your birthday, may all things go your way. May the coming year be a good one and bring you much happiness. – Byron Rivers
  • Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we’ll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end. – Richard Bach
  • A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year. – Byron Pulsifer
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. – Robert Orben
  • No wise man ever wished to be younger. – Jonathan Swift
  • Hoping your age has not got you blue We love you today not matter what the age You have to remember you are at an exciting stage.
  • We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. – George Bernard Shaw
  • Forty always sound so important. The Big Four-O. It’s halfway, or more, through life, but I find it so appealing. I’ve always wanted to be older. – Elizabeth Taylor
  • Forty’s kind of like New Year’s. It’s an age to think about what you’ve done up till now, and what you ought to do in the future. – Eric Berne
  • Come grow old with me – the best is yet to be.
  • One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline – and that’s the important half, for without discipline you wouldn’t know what to do with luck. Carl Zuckmeyer
  • No matter how often I tell people I’m thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I’m that old. – Jack Benny
  • Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? – Bobby Kelton
  • The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary. – Arthur Schopenhauer
  • Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. – Francis Bacon
  • Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind. – Alexander Pope
  • May you receive many gifts, and may your day be joyous, and best of all may you be surrounded by family and friends. May all you wish for come true.
  • I love everything that’s old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines. – Oliver Goldsmith
  • Happiness, wealth, and health are the three wishes we send to you.
  • How you celebrate your partner’s birthday will tell them a lot about what they mean to you, and how important the relationship is to you. – Denise Brienne
  • The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. – Oscar Wilde
  • I am not young enough to know everything. – Oscar Wilde
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
  • It takes a long time to grow young. – Pablo Picasso
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  • When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years. – Mark Twain
  • We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
  • Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
  • You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
  • Looking 50 is great, if you’re 60.
  • At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement. – Benjamin Franklin
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
  • All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” George Harrison
  • Another year, another new place that aches.
  • May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. – Frank Sinatra
  • Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
  • Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – John Paul Getty
  • As you get older 3 things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other 2.
  • I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
  • A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar .. Yung No Mo. :-)
  • You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
  • Looking fifty is great .. if you’re sixty.
  • Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit .. but check it for wrinkles first!
  • It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now .. I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by for your age.
  • Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity. – Tom Stoppard
  • I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I’m one year older, everyone else is too. – Gloria Swanson
  • From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. – Sophie Tucker
  • Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. – Helen Hayes
  • I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. – Eva Gabor
  • The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men. – Colleen McCullough
  • I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now it’s all lower. – Gypsy Rose Lee
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have because the older she gets the more interested he becomes. – Agatha Christie
  • There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney and Driving Miss Daisy. – Goldie Hawn
  • Old age is fifteen years older than I am. – Oliver Wendell Holmes
  • The best birthdays of all are those that have not arrived yet. – Robert Orben
  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball
  • Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier
  • Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. – Oscar Wilde
  • How do you find out what a person wants for Christmas or a birthday? Make them think you already bought a gift and ask them to guess what it is. Their top three guesses are usually three things that they want. – David Fletcher Chase
  • Wishing is always an expression of scarcity and despite what your parents told you when inviting you to blow out the candles on your birthday cake, wishes are never granted when they come from a point of scarcity. – Craig Beck
  • Hit home runs with your clients, some ways to do this are following up with them once in a while, send a card for holidays, birthdays, and make basic human connections with your clients. – Kevin Allen
  • My wish for your birthday is for you to be happy and healthy. May the coming year see your goals become a reality. – Catherine Pulsifer
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb
  • We turn not older with years, but newer every day. – Emily Dickinson
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
  • To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age. – Thomas Bailey Aldrich
  • Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others. – Audrey Hepburn
  • Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. – Menachem Mendel Schneerson
  • Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash
  • Be Yourself You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. – John Mason
  • From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye. – William Butler Yeats
  • A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – R. C. Ferguson
  • When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents. – Blair Sabol
  • Delight yourself in the Lord and he will give you the desires of your heart. – Psalms 37:4
  • Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy. – Dorothy Thompson
  • My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I’m going to be older than she is. – Tripp Evans
  • Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. – Georges Clemenceau
  • God created you in a unique special kind of way. . . so that is why I believe that you are a very special person! – M Girouard
  • To me old age is 15 years older than I am. – Bernard M. Baruch
  • To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. – Henri Frederic Amiel
  • Every year that I get older I realize I know more about myself now than I did a year ago. Getting older means, becoming the person you are meant to be. – Julie Hebert
  • One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.
  • Is that a birthday? ’tis, alas! too clear; ‘Tis but the funeral of the former year. – Alexander Pope
  • At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. – John Andrew Holmes
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
  • Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don’t necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I’d be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can’t have everything. – Erma Bombeck
  • Here are some cute birthday quotes for women which can help you remind her that no matter how old she is, the cuteness and innocence is still young and fresh!
  • Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. – English Proverb
  • We turn not older with years, but newer every day. – Emily Dickinson
  • Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. – Robert Browning
  • This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age. – Cicero
  • At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. – Benjamin Franklin
  • Pleased to look forward, pleased to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind. – Alexander Pope
  • My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night. But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends- It gives a lovely light! – Edna St. Vincent Millay
  • Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy. – Dorothy Thompson
  • We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
  • Happiness is good health and bad memory. – Ingrid Bergman
  • Nobody’s old anymore-they’ve just been around for a long time. – Abigail Van Buren
  • If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent. – Nicole Beale
  • You’ve logged so many miles in the voyage of life that you’ve been upgraded to First Class! – Evelyn Loeb
  • All of us are joining in to say, that may the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things that mean the most to you!
  • You’re not aging .. You’re marinating.
  • Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty .. They merely move it from their faces into their hearts. – Martin Buxbaum
  • You are as young as your faith, as old as our doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair. – Branch Rickey
  • Sing a song of Birthdays full of fun and cheer, and may you keep on having them for many a happy year.
  • Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. – Franz Kafka
  • What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. – Brigitte Bardot
  • As the years go by everything changes and you keep changing for the better. Happy Birthday – Catherine Pulsifer
  • Yesterday is a beautiful reflection. Today is a new beginning. Tomorrow is a limitless possibility.
  • A birthday is just the first day of another 365 day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
  • May happiness and sunshine fill your day not only on your birthday but the whole year through.
  • I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. – Thomas Edison
  • Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring.
  • So happy another year has found you, may it be the best year yet. – Julie Hebert
  • The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love. – Jean Renoir
  • May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight. May your pockets be heavy, your heart be light, – An Irish Blessing
  • For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
  • Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – C.E.M. Joad
  • Life is about creating and living experiences that are worth sharing.”
    Steve Jobs
  • Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Larry Lorenzoni
  • A birthday is a time for fun and celebration. May your celebration be great and the fun you have follow you through to next year.
  • May you have miles of smiles in the coming year. We wish only the best for you today and throughout the coming year.
  • Years come and go you of all people know but today is your day so appreciate the day and celebrate. – Catherine Pulsifer
  • If we had one wish for you on this special day it would be: May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
  • Birthdays come but once a year, but our wish for you is many more birthdays to come.
  • I still have a full deck .. I just shuffle slower now.
  • Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come. – Lucy Larcom
  • You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.
  • A bad time to break up is on the person’s birthday or Valentine’s Day. – Rosalind Wiseman

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