Funny Poems – Please Mum?

Please Mum?

Can you buy me a doll mum

can you buy me a dress,

can you buy me some paints mum

so I can make a mess!

Can you make some cakes mum

can you make me a mask,

can you make me a cubby mum

you know it’s not much that I ask!

Can we go to the park mum

can we go out to eat,

can we go to Kentucky mum

it’s about time we had a treat!

Can I have an apple mum

can I have a toffee,

can I have a bath now mum

you don’t really want that coffee!

You can have your coffee mum

you can have your cup of tea,

you can have a break now mum

but please please untie me!

By – Barbara Warnock