Oh Such Misery
(Funny Poems)
Today I feel rotten
Lost and forgotten
Moody, misty and blue
My hair is splitting
Nothing is fitting
Both my thumbs I chew
Today I feel crazy
Like a wind-shaken daisy
The dizziest dame on your way
I am all out of order
On the misery border
And my heaven is terribly gray
I am awfully saddened
Not very much gladdened
It’s as if a bad crop I grew
Everything is creepy
I am feeling all weepy
When I see the thumbs that I chew
Today I am mouldy
And “Oh” such an oldy
A shrunken, outdated prune
My joints are all rusty
My corners all dusty
And my voice is all out of tune
I look at the sheet
That lays underneath
My unhappily writing “ball”
And I ask with a sigh
“Whatever and Why”
Do I write such nonsense at all.
By – Anita V