I’m A Lovely Couple
A very long vacation has been taken by my shrink.
My file is in his briefcase, so I don’t know what to think.
But if I’m schizophrenic, it’s a trial I can weather.
I’m in the best of company when I’m alone together.
Oh, I admit that sometimes I find myself a bore.
Especially when I tell me jokes that I have heard before.
But ordinarily I find that I am quite a guy.
I really like to be with me, and what’s more, so do I.