Funny Poems – I’m A Lovely Couple

I’m A Lovely Couple

A very long vacation has been taken by my shrink.

My file is in his briefcase, so I don’t know what to think.

But if I’m schizophrenic, it’s a trial I can weather.

I’m in the best of company when I’m alone together.

Oh, I admit that sometimes I find myself a bore.

Especially when I tell me jokes that I have heard before.

But ordinarily I find that I am quite a guy.

I really like to be with me, and what’s more, so do I.

By – Tad Lawson