Funny Poems – A Woman Is

 A Woman Is

 An angel of truth, a lifetime mission.

A woman is  strong  opposition.

She’s afraid of a bee, will scream at a spider,

she’ll  look  possessed, like the devils insider her.

 Sour as vinegar, sweet as a flower

She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn on her power.

She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,

She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.

At times she’ll be vengeful, happy, and sad,

She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.