Funny Poems – My Get Up And Go

My Get Up  And Go

How do I know that my youth is spent?

Well, my get up and go is buckled and bent..

I laugh to myself and think what I’ve seen

  If only you saw where my get up has been.

Hearing Aides, glasses, pills down my throat.

water in a glass, where my false teeth float.

  As I’m fall to sleep I say to myself

what else is left, to put on the shelf?

When I was young I had nothing on loan,

My ears, my eyes and teeth were my own.

No pills to take, to keep my heart ticking,

just a fast pair of legs, for running and kicking.

Each day that I wake and know I’m ahead.

take a deep breath and know I’m not dead.

Funny Poems – A Woman Is

 A Woman Is

 An angel of truth, a lifetime mission.

A woman is  strong  opposition.

She’s afraid of a bee, will scream at a spider,

she’ll  look  possessed, like the devils insider her.

 Sour as vinegar, sweet as a flower

She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn on her power.

She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,

She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.

At times she’ll be vengeful, happy, and sad,

She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.