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No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.
My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting. Quotes To Make You Laugh For Facebook
I Bet When Cheetahs Race And One Of Them Cheats, The Other One Goes “Man, You’re Such A Cheetah!” And They Laugh And Eat A Zebra Or Whatever.
Sometimes Even I Can’t Tell If I’m Being Sarcastic Or If I’m Really Just A Bitch.