Birthday Wishes For Cards 7

Birthday Wishes For Cards

Your birthday is the perfect time
to wish you nothing less –
Than favorite memories
plans and dreams
that bring you happiness.

For birthdays are a link
between the future and the past –
Reminding us to treasure most
those special joys that last!

Happy Birthday means so much more
Than have a happy day –
Within these words lie lots of things
I never get to say.

It means I love you, first of all
Then thanks for all you do –
It means you mean a lot to me
And that I’m proud of you.

But most of all, I guess it means
That I am thinking of you
on this very special day.

Short Birthday Card Messages

Wishing you all the best
in the year to come.

May your days be filled with
sunshine and beautiful colors.

And may your nights be
filled with comforting dreams
and wishes that come true.

Happy Birthday

I cannot see
I cannot pee –
I cannot chew
I cannot screw

Oh my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks –
No sense of smell
I look like hell.

My mood is bad – can you tell?

My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping.

The Golden Years
have come at last –
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass.

Happy Birthday

Youth happens –
– but age is earned.

Happy Birthday

Today is your special day
the best one of the year –
And I wanted you to know
that in my heart you’re near

I hope you know you’re loved a lot
this day and other too –
And there is not a friend I have
that’s more special to me, than YOU!

Happy Birthday

Short Birthday Messages

You are the finest
And you deserve the best –
I wish you all good in life
Filled with love and happiness.

Birthdays are for celebrations
to mark your day of birth –
So we can give you all our love
to show you what you’re worth.

I’m thinking it seemed
the first time we met –
We could not have dreamed
how close we would get.

Our friendship has brought
special connections –
Together we’ve gone
in new directions.

For things that you do
many thanks I say –
And now wishing you
a Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday My Friend

Funny Wishes For Cards

Even though you’re old and gray
And hair grows out your ears –
We will love you just the same
In all your living years.

You would have loved the gift
I didn’t bother getting you.

Happy Birthday

May you live as
long as you want to.
. And want to as
long as you live.

May you live to be
old and toothless.

Birthday Card Messages

Age is not a destination.
It’s a journey!

Funny Birthday Verses

The polar ice caps are melting
prevention measures, we must take –
So please don’t think of lighting
all those candles on your cake.

You grow more beautiful
with each passing year.

Happy Birthday My Friend

Many things have changed over the years
but you’re still the same great person
you always have been.

Happy Birthday My Friend

Funny Birthday Poems

The lazy person’s gift
is cash stuck in a card –
It’s what a person does
who doesn’t try very hard.

But I thought long and hard
I pondered day and night –
Sweated that I’d get it wrong
knowing you’d get it right.

You’d pick the perfect gift for you
that’s when this thought came in a flash –
This is not just cash I’m giving you
it’s a thoughtful person’s cash.

Forget your past
it’s already done.
Forget your present too
– Because –
I didn’t get you one!

Today is a gift of life –
– Today it’s your Birthday.

Happy Birthday

Hope you have your cake
and eat it too.

Happy Birthday

Funny Birthday Verse

I went to get you a gift
but nothing came to mind –
Though I searched all day long
Nothing did I find.

I hunted through the house
I searched through the yard –
Then I thought of nothing else
but giving you this card.

May this Birthday start
a new turn in your world –
May it also bring forth
inevitable joy, happiness
and favor your way.

Happy Birthday My Friend

Birthdays are filled with
Yesterday’s memories
Today’s joys, and
Tomorrow’s dreams.

I hope you enjoy your Birthday
as much as I have enjoyed you.

Funny Verse For Cards

Your cake has many candles
you will need more than one breath –
Be careful not to try all at once
for it will surely cause your death. :-)

May your Birthday be as
magnificent as you are!

Happy Birthday My Friend

Funny Verse For Birthday Card

It’s your birthday today and good for a laugh
so smile whilst you still have your teeth –
For when they are rotten, a smile is forgotten
and a smile will bring nothing but grief.

Lots of people are thinking
of you on your Birthday
– I just wanted to let you
know that I am one of them.

Have a wonderful day.

Wishing you another wonderful
year of happiness and joy.

Who deserves a
Happy Birthday

Hope you have the
greatest Birthday ever!
Happy Birthday

Fun Wish For Birthday Card

Age is all but a number BUT
boy is your number a BIGGIE!

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