Happy (You’re So Old) Birthday

Happy (You’re So Old) Birthday – I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw – Oh my god, what can I do? My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell, my mood is bad, can you tell? My body’s drooping, have trouble pooping, the Golden Years have come at last, the Golden Years, can KISS MY ASS. – Free Funny Birthday Cards For Facebook

The golden years can kiss my ass. funny birthday card