Funny Quotes P2

Funny Quotes Sayings P2

 
  • Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
  • I Refuse To Have a Battle of Wits with an Unarmed Person such as yourself.
  • The Earth Is Full .. Go Home
  • Dogs think they’re human, Cats know they’re gods.
  • Save the Dolphins, What did the cows do wrong?
  • Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!.
  • I souports teh publik edekasion.
  • If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance.
  • Laugh alone & the world thinks you’re insane.
  • Hey You! Out of the Gene Pool!
  • Atheism is a non-profit organization.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Beer .. Helping ugly people have sex since 1769.
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person & say, “Just who do you think you are?”
  • When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
  • STUPIDITY should be Painful.
  • I could see the funny side, If It Weren’t Happening To Me.
  • Cleverly Disguised As a Responsible Adult.
  • Lord save me from your followers.
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  • The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name.
  • I Haven’t Lost My Mind; It’s Backed up On Hardrive somewhere.
  • I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
  • Kill ‘em all. Let God sort it out.
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  • Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
  • I love my country, it’s the government that I don’t like.
  • Don’t be stupid we have politicians for that.
  • Nothing political is correct.
  • Why drink and drive, when you can swim and drown.
  • Make it idiot proof & someone will make a better idiot.
  • Nothing is foolproof to the talented fool.
  • If at first you do succeed, try to look like you are just warming up.
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • Do you trust a government that doesn’t trust you with guns?
  • The road to hell is paved with republicans.
  • Empty the prisons .. Make room for congress.
  • I.R.S. We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

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