Funny Poems – That For The Blokes

That For The Blokes

Now I’m old and feeble,

And my pilot light is out,

What used to be my sex appeal

Is now my water spout.

‘Twas a time, when of it’s own accord

From my trousers it would spring,

But now I have a part time job

To find the blasted thing.

I used to be embarrassed

To make that thing behave,

For every single morning

It would stand and watch me shave.

But as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues,

To see it hang it’s withered head

And watch me tie my shoes.

By – Author Unknown