My Foot Fungus
I’m growing fungus on my feet
To tell the truth, it’s kinda neat ..
I grew it for my science class
It’s got so big, I’m bound to pass.
But it’s not easy growing mold
You must keep it dark and from the cold ..
Put your socks on when they’re wet
And make feed your fungus lots of sweat.
It’s been a month since I last showered
And because of this, it’s truly flowered ..
It’s amazing just how fast it grows
You’ve never seen such fuzzy toes!
It has the most delightful hue
It’s sorta green and sorta blue ..
But there are drawbacks to its fungal riches
You won’t believe how much it itches.
And the smell is gross, I have to say
But it’s worth it all to get an “A”.