Funny Poems – Manimal

Manimal

(Funny Poems)

I’d like to be a dolphin

and swim in open seas,

I’d like be a bear

and steal honey from the bees,

I’d like to be a highland stag

upon the mountain top,

I’d like to be a kangaroo

just so I could hop.

 I’d like to be a rabbit

and dig a great big hole,

I’d like to be a little fish

swimming in a shoal,

I’d like to be a cat,

all curled up on the bed,

I’d love to be a seagull,

I’d crap on someone’s head!

By – James McDougall