Ladies Over 80′s Football Team Profile
Our eldest player Lilly she’s 99 today
We put her up for goalie as she’s due to pass away
Secondly there’s Betty who’s a haggard 98
A very bad asthmatic who you’d love to suffocate
Before the game she snorts the coke.
We call her Avaline.
At 90 it’s our Gertrude who back-flips when excited
She shows her draws when her team scores.
It keeps the fans delighted
Then 88 it’s Lizzie who takes epileptic fits
Who’s always on the side line showing all the crowd her bits
Down from her it’s Madge who’s a crank for 84
She’s better known as Lilo as she’s always on the floor
We move on then to Edna who’s a scream for 83
Her specs they were mechanically built and the loony still can’t see
Then comes wonky Hilda who’s almost 82
With one leg short she has to wear a massive built up shoe
Twin sisters Flo and Nel they’re also 82
Who only stand at 3ft tall, it’s strange they never grew
At 81 it’s Sally, she’s always full of smiles
With so much padding round her bum just to protect her piles
Our youngest player Charlotte, she’s the tallest one indeed
She’s 80 and she’s always stoned. She smokes the flippin’ weed
Feel free to read this profile As it’s a sponsorship we seek
But sadly time is running out They could all be dead next week!