Funny Poems – Be Seated

Be Seated

(Funny Poems)

When life has dealt you an unfair hand

And you feel like you’ve really been cheated

Don’t get irate, spit teeth and curse fate;

Stay calm, chill out, and be seated.

 Then the Devil’s shat in your laundry bin

And you feel you’ve been unfairly treated

Don’t warble and bleat, stamping your feet;

Stay calm, chill out, and be seated.

When you’ve give it a try, and it’s all gone awry

And you feel like you haven’t competed

Don’t ponder, regret, you’ll just get upset;

Stay calm, chill out, and be seated.

When you’ve give it your all, and held yourself tall

And still wound up getting defeated

Don’t let it show that you’ve taken a blow;

Stay calm, chill out, and be seated.

When you’ve gone in headlong, and done it all wrong

And now know you should have retreated

Don’t sit and lament, over time poorly spent;

Stay calm, chill out, and be seated.

When you’ve leaped from a diving board into a pool

You mistakenly thought had been heated

Remember your strengths, and do a few lengths;

Stay calm, chill out, and be seated.

By – Ben Mousley