Funny Poems – A Little Mixed Up

A Little Mixed Up

Just a line to say I’m living

That I’m not among the Dead

Though I’m getting more forgetful

And more “Mixed Up” in the Head.

For, sometimes, I can’t remember,

When I stand at the foot of the stairs,

If I must go up for something

or I’ve just come down from there?

And before the frig, so often,

My poor mind is filled with doubt

have I just put food away, or

have I come to take some out?

And there’s times when it is dark out,

with my night cap on my head,

I don’t know if I’m retiring

or just getting out of Bed.

So, if its my turn to write you,

there’s no need in getting sore,

I may think that I have written,

And don’t want to be a bore.

Do remember I do love you

and wish that you were here

but now, its nearly mail time

so I must say, “Good-bye” dear.

There I stood beside the mailbox

with my face so very Red,

Instead of mailing you my letter,

I had opened it instead.