For All The Girls | Funny Age Related Poems

For All The Girls
(Funny Age Related Poems)

When I was in my younger days
I weighed a few pounds less ..
I needn’t hold my tummy in
To wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older
I’ve set my body free ..
There’s comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven ..
I have to wear a nine now
But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose
They’re sized by weight, you see ..
So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knees?

I need to wear these glasses
As the prints were getting smaller ..
And it wasn’t very long ago
I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to grey
And my skin no longer fits ..
On the inside, I’m the same old me
Just the outside’s changed a bit.