Text Messages P7


Text Messages P7

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I’m not getting older…I’m getting bitter.

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 When all else fails manipulate the data.

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 I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

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 Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.

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Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!.

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!.

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In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob –

So that’s the only shop you can go into

and ask the assistant to wheel your

Nob to the car cuz it’s too heavy.

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Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?

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Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re an asshole!

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I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

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I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier

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