Text Messages P7
Sms-Messages P7
I’m not getting older…I’m getting bitter.
When all else fails manipulate the data.
I’m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!.
In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob –
So that’s the only shop you can go into
and ask the assistant to wheel your
Nob to the car cuz it’s too heavy.
Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re an asshole!
I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier