One Liners P16
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
- No-one suspects the butterfly!
- Nobody notices what i do, until i don’t do it.
- Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
- Not all men are fools… Some are bachelors.
- Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
- Of course there’s no reason for it, it’s just our policy.
- Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you’re a cheese.
- Old ideas got that way because they proved useful.
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.
- Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.
- Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
- Only dead fish go with the flow.
- Only the winners get to decide what, were war crimes.
- Optimist: Someone without much experience.
- People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.
- People will believe any lie, either because they want it to be true or they are afraid it’s true.
- Pretend to spank me – I’m a pseudo-masochist!
- Programmers never die. They just become legacy. — epsilona01
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- Quando omni flunkus moritati – when all else fails, play dead.
- Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
- Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
- Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.
- Sex on tv can’t hurt unless you fall off.
- Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion.
- Resistance isn’t futile, it’s voltage divided by amperage.
- Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
- Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter.
- Send lawyers, guns and money!
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
- Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
- Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
- Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
- Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
- Spelling is a lossed art.
- If you’re not enraged, you’re not paying attention.
- I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
- I smoked pot for a month one night.
- Everybody repeat after me…”We are all individuals.”
- Beware of geeks bearing disks.
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