Funny Quotes P4
I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?
WANTED Meaningful, overnight relationship.
I can hold my own, but I’d rather hold yours.
was so good that even the neighbors had a 
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on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
Will work for food – Will beg for.
should be used on every conceivable occasion.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
All men are idiots….I married their king.
Unless you’re the lead dog, the view doesn’t change.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply.
I still miss my wife, but my aim is improving.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
What if the whole world let off gas at the same time?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I have a learner’s permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
What part of “No” don’t you understand?
When all else fails manipulate it.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Love thy neighbor, but hide it well.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Avenge Yourself – Be a problem to your children.
Women should never try to be equal to men, why would you want to stoop down to their level.