Funny Poems – Pussy In Tights


Pussy In Tights

(Funny Poems)

Oh dear…I am in such distress

My pussy is in a right mess

She bites off her fur, which is causing a stir

So I covered her up in a dress

“Oh no” I hear most of you growl

Treating her like that is just foul

But what can I do, with her legs black and blue

So I bandaged her up in a towel

Now that didn’t work…nor a sock

Repairing her legs is a crock

I know what I’ll do, cut me pantyhose in two

As I hear all you cat lovers mock

So I shoveled her paws through the gap

As my energy levels did sap

Got into a knot, with ‘em stuck up her bott

Coz the gusset stopped her from a cr..p

Well, I have been laughing…two nights

And I shouldn’t make jokes, not by rights

But the funniest view, as I’m doubled in two

Is the sight of my pussy in tights.

By – Samantha M Jones