Goddammit, I’d piss
on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good!
- War Games
I killed the
president of Paraguay with a fork how have you been?
- Grosse Point Blank
Now, you’ve got a
corpse in a car, minus a head,
in a garage Take me to it
- Pulp Fiction
Ever since I can
remember I always wanted to be a gangster
- Goodfellas
Wolfman has nards!
- Monster Squad
He’s an angel He’s an
angel straight from heaven!
- Raising Arizona
Those who are tardy
do not get fruit cup
- High Anxiety
Somebody’s got to go
back and get a shitload of dimes
- Blazing Saddles
You idiots! These are
not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
- Spaceballs
Bratwurst? Aren’t we
the optimist?
- Things I Hate About
You
Sabrina, don’t just
stare at it, eat it
- American Psycho
I’m kind of a big
deal
- Anchorman
Sometimes you win,
sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains
- Bull Durham
We deal in lead,
friend
- The Magnificent
Seven
If I ever forgot
myself with that girl, I'd remember it
- Top Hat
I don’t know, I
mostly just hurt people
- Alien Resurrection
Go that way, really
fast If something gets in your way, turn
- Better Off Dead
All every woman
really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’
- Chasing Amy
Let’s shag ass
-The Royal Tenenbaums
That’s atomized
colloidal silver It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning
system, you cock-juggling thunder c_nt!
- Blade Trinity
I don’t understand
All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a
fish
- Splash
Demented and sad, but
social
- The Breakfast Club
This is so bad it’s
gone past good and back to bad again
- Ghost World
GOONIES NEVER SAY
DIE!
- The Goonies
Fasten your seatbelts It's going to
be a bumpy night
- All About Eve
Beautiful, naked, big-titted
women just don’t
fall out of the sky, you know
- Dogma
They’ve done studies,
you know Sixty percent of the time,
it works every time
- Anchorman
Richie, would you do
me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?
- From Dusk Til Dawn
I’m hungry Let’s get
a taco
- Reservoir Dogs
They’re coming to get
you, Barbara!
- Night of the Living
Dead
Maybe you’re the
plucky comic relief
- Galaxy Quest
We were frightened of
being left alone for the rest of our lives Only people of a certain disposition
are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of …we
were of that disposition
- High
Are you crazy? The
fall will probably kill you
- Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
Strikeouts are boring
besides that, they’re fascist
- Bull Durham
Gentlemen, you can’t
fight in here! This is the War Room!
- Dr Strangelove
Shut the up, Donny
- The Big Lebowski
If God did not want
them shorn, he would not have made them sheep -
The Magnificent Seven
He was always a
rather stupidly optimistic man I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to
him when he died
- Clue
