MONEY-QUOTES, WEALTH-QUOTES

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

The more goods a man has, the more he thinks he needs.

The fly that sips treacle is lost in the sweets.

He is well paid that is well satisfied.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

The love of money is the root of all virtue.

Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Money can't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

If possible honesty, if not, somehow, make money.

No bees, no honey; no work, no money.

Greed is envy's eldest brother.

Poor is the man in debt.

Look after your pennies, and your pounds will look after themselves.

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

Happiness can't buy money.

FAMOUS-MONEY-QUOTES, FAMOUS WEALTH-QUOTES

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

~ Jane Austin

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

~ Fred Allen

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism to live beyond its means.

~ Samuel Butler

Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.

~ Benjamin Franklin

Death and taxes may always be with us, but death

at least doesn't get any worse.

~ Los Angeles Times Syndicate

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly

do without the necessities.

~ Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity,

an obligation; every possession, a duty.

~ John D. Rockefeller

I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be

dangerous to offer me the position.

~ Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.

~ Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella

when the sun is shining, but wants

it back the minute it begins to rain.

~ Mark Twain

A young man with good health and a poor

appetite can save up money.

~ James Montgomery Bailey

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

~ Fred Allen

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism to live beyond its means.

~ Samuel Butler

Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.

~ Benjamin Franklin

Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse. ~ Los Angeles Times Syndicate

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do

without the necessities.

~ Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every

opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty.

~ John D. Rockefeller

I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous

to offer me the position.

~ Mark Twain

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try

missing a couple of car payments.

~ Earl Wilson

Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune~tellers take economists seriously.

~ Unknown Author

It is odd, is it not, that a person's worth to society by is measured by their wealth, when instead their wealth should be measured by their worth to society.

~ A. Cygni

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

~ Oscar Wilde

Money is like an arm or leg: use it or lose it.

~ Henry Ford

Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It buys

you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances,

but not friends; servants, but not loyalty;

days of joy, but not peace or happiness.

~ Henrik Ibsen

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.

~ Billy Rose

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern

society than poor women without chastity.

~ George Bernard Shaw

So far, I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

~ Kin Hubbard

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.

It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

~ Arthur C. Clarke

The budget should be balanced, the treasury

refilled, public debt reduced, the arrogance

of officialdom tempered and controlled, and

the assistance to foreign lands curtailed,

lest Rome become bankrupt.

~ Cicero, Roman statesman (106 B.C.~43 B.C.)

The difference between a rich man and a poor man is this: the former eats when he pleases, the latter when he can get it.

~ Sir Walter Raleigh

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

~ John Sladek

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights.

~ J. Paul Getty

The middle class is always a firm champion of equality when it concerns a class above it; but it is its inveterate foe when it concerns elevating a class below it.

~ Orestes A. Brownson

The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people.

~ E. B. White

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that operates with perfect equality.

~ Andrew Jackson

Try not to become a man of success, but rather, t

ry to become a man of value.

~ Albert Einstein.

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it that to consume wealth without producing it.

~ George Bernard Shaw.

What's a thousand dollars? mere chicken feed. A `poultry' matter.

~ Groucho Marx

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work,

ask him: `whose?'

~ Don Marquis

Wickedness is always easier than virtue;

for it takes the short cut to everything.

~ Samuel Johnson

Work to become, not to acquire.

~ Confucius

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

~ Steven Wright