If
we are what we eat, Then I’m cheap, I'm easy & I'm fast.
Stop repeat
offenders don’t
re-elect them!
Don’t tell me the sky
is the limit, when there are Footprints on the moon.
Life is a game, if
you are not
careful you will lose it.
Live life like there
is no tomorrow!
Adults are kids with
money.
Friends don’t let
Friends
drive Naked.
Puritanism: the
haunting fear that someone somewhere
may be happy.
Be nice to your kids
‘cause they
get to pick your nursing home.
3 kinds of people:
those who can count, and those who can’t.
Lead me not into
temptation,
I can find it myself.
I am not a bum - My
wife
works for me.
Life is like a
lottery ticket,
You gotta be in it, to win it.
I am not unemployed
I
am a consultant.
I’m out of bed and
dressed
what more do you want?
Don’t Start With
Me, You
Know How I Get.
A good day is, when
Sh__ hits the
fan & I have time to duck.
I get enough exercise
just
pushing my luck!
Humpty Dumpty didn’t
fall...
He was pushed.
Life is like a sexually
transmitted disease.
All you need is a
sick mind
& a healthy body.
Every time I find the
meaning
of life, someone changes it.
Oh sure, we all
know the speed
of Light, But does Dark
have a speed?
Don’t miss out on
today
worrying about tomorrow.
I think, therefore, we
have
absolutely, nothing in common.
With all my life
saga's I could
start my own soap opera.
Computers help us to
do stupid
things much quicker.
If you always take
time to stop &
smell the roses. sooner or later,
you'll get stung by a bee.
My wife keeps
complaining I never listen to her, or something like that.
Sure you can trust
the government!
Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol &
calculus don’t mix &
never drink and derive.
If beauty was a crime
you
would never go to jail.
