I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter.
When all else fails manipulate the data.
I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.
Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!.
In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
Just sum words 2 keep in touch coz u r on my mind so much
& even though, I’ve none 2 say, u’ll know I thought of u all day.
Ur on my mind, Ur in my heart, wherever we go, we're neva apart.
Ur so sexy & so sweet, from Ur head down 2 ya feet.
Cute lips & a button nose evrythins cute, even yr toes.
I wanted ta send ya all my luv but in won't fit thru the fone.
wanted 2 send U me so U won't be alone.
U stole my heart, the moment I saw, yr beautiful face walk thru the door. Call me crazy, call me insane, my heart beats madly when I hear yr name.
Waiting 4 U 2 give me a call, or send me an Sms. Let me know, U got my number In exchange, U can have my address.
I smile when I think of U, I blush when yr around, I think luv is the reason, the only one I've found.
Spend an hour in my Mind, a Minute in my Heart, a Second in my Soul. Then U'll know how it feels, 2 Luv U!
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. You're the best & U should know, so I'm sendin U this 2 tell U so.
When U R sleeping & I know what I'll do. I'll jump in yr dream & U'll wake up wiv U.
I can't text U a flower or email U my heart. I can't blow U kisses, coz we're so far apart. I thought of all these things but this is all I can do, If I could, U know II would, do anything 4 U
A day without U is a day 2 long. A night without U. is 4 eva. 2 wake up without U, is a nightmare, can't wait till we're back togetha.
We may not B perfect, but we R 4 each other. U R all I'll eva want there'll neva B anotha.
2 me U are priceless 2 the world U R not 2 me U R everything & all that I got.
A message 2 U, just 2 say, I think about U, all day. I try 2 forget, but always find, U R always on my mind.
I'm sendin U this sms, without a number, but hope U guess. Can U guess who it would be, I'm hopin U guess, that it's from me.
My thoughts created this message, my hand I used to write, my heart is in these words, when U R not in sight.
My night now day, My dark now light, My memories once empty, R now full & bright. Each moment now filled with thoughts of U, Yr the light in my life, that guides me thru.
I'm so blessed, with luv so true. I'm so lucky, 2 have U.
I forgot 2 say I Luv U & the hug I had to give & tell U what U mean 2 me, without U I couldn't live.
2 find U was comfort, 2 love U soothes my soul, 2 have U 4 all my life, completes & makes me whole.
U & I 2 getha, U & I 4 eva, U & I 4 all of time, luv U not, I'll neva.
If U get what U give, thru good N bad, I must of bin good, U C 'cause I have U, N I'm so glad that U R here with me.
U R my Angel, sent from above. 2 fill my life wif yr sweet luv.
This sms 4 U today, 'cause I luv & value U each day. U my darlin R the best, I truly think I am blessed.
It may B a little Message, It may B very small, but it just may be all I need, 2 say U R my all.
A sms in not my choice, cause I would rather hear yr voice. So I won't waste a chance to say how much I luv U each day.
We didn't meet by chance, I know we R meant 2 B, sent 2 earth to dance along, thru this life wif me.
Can't W8 till U get home, I h8 2 B apart. Cant w8 2 hold U in my arms, closest 2 my heart.
B4 the sun arose, b4 the dawn had broken & I already miss U honey since I have awoken.
I send U this sweet message, & hope U R alright, Hope Ur day is lovely & I'll C U tonight.
Just a little note to say, hope all goes well, 4 U today. Hope U succeed in all U do, & remember my thoughts, R there with U.
SMS 4 U S 4 Sweet like U M because yr Mine, S 4 being so sexy, sensual & devine.
Sumthin different sumthin new sumthin that I'm tryin 2 do sumthin special, sumthin true but words so different, R so few thought all day, thought is thru But there's nuthin betta than, "I Love Yous"
"Love Yous", R hard to speak. Love Yous, make the tough weak. My "Love Yous" get stuck I guess. So my "Love Yous", R Sms.
I miss U, I want U, so much,I confess. But It's only easy, 4 me 2 say, with this "Sms".
I think yr gorgeous stunning & Gr8. Maybe this "Message"
may get me a D8? Hoping Ur single, & U R my F8. Most of all, I hope I'm not 2 L8.
